"...and it came to pass that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked into town..."

Aha, now I understand....why Moses had to wear those incontinence pads backwards, t'was a fair stretch into town (from where he tied his ass).

Did you know that Moses had an inferiority complex? It surrounded the fact that the Israelites didn't want to believe him when he said they COULD cross the desert safely back into Israel. Apparently he blamed the stigma on his mother, for leaving him in the Nile and associating him with the bullrushes.

Did you know that Moses had an inferiority complex?

mmhh, interesting! i dont know why he had that complex.., he didn't was the prince of Egypt before he went against the Pharaoh?   

was the prince of Egypt before he went against the Pharaoh?

Apparently so, yes, moses was an honorary prince of Egypt....but according to a couple of old mates of mine, it was a token title just to help keep the jewish slaves in line ....as in one of their own had the ear of the Pharaoh.

Thing is, it wasn't Moses going against Pharaoh that got him stripped of his title ...apparently Pharaoh's wife fell asleep on the Synagogue steps one night and awoke in the morning with a heavy D(J)ew on her. The enraged Pharaoh went ballistic and ordered the execution of all Hebrew/Jewish slaves who were heavier than himself ...that's when Moses decided they had better scarper off back to the Promised Land, being Pharaoh was rather of a pip squeak stature.

Now nursey, where's my early morning dose of embalming fluid...seems I'm stiffening up some? And while you're here, would you please loosen some of my bandages, seems they've gotten somewhat tighter since thinking about Pharaoh's lovely wife

BX is 2005 Years old too and seeing the skins he never made

Actually, having my age attributed as being 2005 is making me feel quite young again ....might even go out n' get myself some new bandages to celebrate this new-found feeling of youth. I stll need a quart o' embalming fluid ta keep the arthritis at bay, but this more youthful sensation has put a spring back in my step.

Was looking at some of my articles/posts and found an old love letter to Pharaoh's wife, but deleted it just in case anyone here could read heiroglyphics and complained about its suggestive content.