Obviously, I don't know what I'm doing so let's try this again:





LOL   

uh...
how many of those years are actual skinnin' experience

Wow Alpha - your as old as Jafo.

Maybe this explains why I feel so tired these days...

Wow Alpha - your as old as Jafo.

Wow Alpha - your as old as Jafo.

Yeah, but not as old as me....reckon it's only these dirty old bandages holdin' me together. Best I be heading back to my sarcophagus, this old age is making me wanna nap more often these days

BTW Alpha, was that you in the crucifixion crowd shouting out: "Release Brian!" ?

Sorry Sir Starkers, I think you mean "Welease Bwian!"
You obviously don't have the latest Python Spellchecker!!!  

Apparently I am also listed as 2005 years old.

So now my profile says im 2005 years old and lists as my " most recent skins " ones ive never heard of before.

Think I'll just go try to find myself.

I think you mean "Welease Bwian!"

...that was weawy howwible, Commander Phiw.

Sorry Sir Starkers, I think you mean "Welease Bwian!" You obviously don't have the latest Python Spellchecker!!!

Errrr, me thinks the original call was 'release Brian'.....only did the call become 'Welease Bwian' when the Roman Commander, Biggus Dickus was continually taunted by the mob for his speech impediment. After giving prior orders to Welease Woger, Welease Wodney Welease Woderick and etc, none of whom were awaiting crucifixion, a member of the mob called out "release Brian", and Biggus Dickus redponded: "Okay then. Welease Bwian.", when it was confirmed there was a Brian awaiting crucifixion

I should know, I was there...even put my Sunday best bandages on for the occasion, bein' it was a once in a lifetime thing.

And while I'm at it, there's another historical myth that needs putting right. Nero was not Fiddling while Rome burned.....well he was, but that particular instrument hadn't been invented at the time. What he was really doing was consorting with a number of ladies with laviscious reputations. I mean, can you honestly see someone THAT decadent playing a musical instrument while there were several naked ladies there for his amusement!

Oh, and Moses did part the Red Sea....but it wasn't entirely divine intervention, nor did he act alone. Prior to leaving, Moses got his motley tribe to consume copious quantities of Egyptian ale for the long, hot journey.....and it was actually the resulting flatulence. When Moses realised they couldn't get across, he told 'em all to turn around and go back....well you get the picture.

Gotta go....nursey's calling out to freshen up me bandages.

Apparently I am also listed as 2005 years old.

I guess I'm not the only one feeling a bit older...

This old age must be contagious! I'm 2005 years old too!   

I'm 2005 years old too!

You're still only a Spring chicken.....OLD is when you gotta drink a quart of embalming fluid a day to keep yer joints working.

another historical myth that needs putting right

"...and it came to pass that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked into town..."


[me older'n dirt]

I am too. Maybe Wincustomize have changed to klingon-time...